Nov 24 2006

Remember, remember the 23rd of Mo’vember…

As the day I felt more like a porn star than any that came before. Or perhaps a Metallica reject?

Moustaches are dirty, dirty, dirty:

Porn mo' ahoy!

If I wasn’t already attached (Hi Honey!), I’d probably be out there like, hanging out with your daughter(s) and shit. Or spending quality time at every redneck’s favourite fast food chain. Now to go find my ‘beater.

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Whats that I can hear in the back­ground? Is that bad 70s porn music?

When you walk into work today the first thing you have to say is “I've come to clean your pool”.

Posted by Alex on

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Hello son, this is your mother.

To say i am dis­ap­pointed and some­what shocked to find that you are not into com­put­ers (as you so told me) but into other pur­suits is an under­state­ment. You promised me that you wouldn't fol­low me into the fam­ily business.

Posted by Ma on

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Hi big fella

I must say it is really dis­ap­point­ing to see that you inher­ited your monther's facial hair and not mine!

Posted by Pa on

Sorry, this conversation has finished.

This post is a bit old now, so I've closed the conversation. If you're keen to keep talking about it, please email me directly.